It's Hammer Time.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am pleased to announce, with much pompocity/honour/fanfare/lateness, the much anticipated

2007 GREATER LOWER HUTT NAILS TOURNAMENT OF DEATH!!!!!!!

Be warned, it's not for the faint of heart, or those that disdain loud hammering.
Commencing at 8pm local time at 71 Pohutukawa St, Woburn, Lower Hutt (Morgan Davie's house).
All are invited, bonuses are given to those who come in character as their favorite World Nails Federation athlete/entertainer.
Think WWF-style character/personas. Awesome.
Perhaps bring some beer as well, as it'll be the necesary drink to play.
Hammer and nails will be provided.
Questions? I hope not, but email them to dartanian66@yahoo.com, or txt me at 021 666 087.
Come and bring the pain.

And please, Hammer don't hurt 'em!